It's Girls

If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".

If you don't she says "Kitna Rood hai".
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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".

If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".

If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".

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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".

If you love her she says "Peechay hi per gayaa hai".

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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".

If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".

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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".

If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".

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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".

If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".

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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".

If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"

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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".

If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".

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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".

If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".

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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".

If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding".

How to know if a girl likes you?

Knowing whether a woman is attracted to you BEFORE you make your big move on her can be helpful.

The problem is that it can be pretty close to impossible to sense whether a girl likes you. To make matters worse there is a TON of bad advice out there on the subject.

Some "experts" say that if a woman likes you her pupils will dilate when she looks at you. Others suggest that she will twirl her hair and bite her lip... or she might playfully remove her shoes. Oh, and if she's REALLY interested she will blush and her heart rate will speed up.
What the...? Dilating pupils? Heart rates?

COME ON !!! You shouldn't have to take a woman's pulse to figure out if she's attracted to you. Those types of signals are so vague and ambiguous... they could be occurring for any number of totally unrelated reasons.

What you need is something that will give you a concrete answer and something that you can use in ANY situation with ANY girl.

I've got your solution... Proxemics.

The term "Proxemics" was coined by researcher E.T. Hall when he investigated man's use of personal space. Basically, it's studying how people interact with other people in close proximity to each other (such as on an elevator).

What on earth does this have to do with detecting interest?

Well, what E.T. found was that individuals subconsciously perceive a distance that is appropriate for different relationships; they also establish a comfortable distance for personal interaction and nonverbally define this as their personal space.

This is where it gets interesting-- if a woman likes you she will let you into her more intimate personal space. But, if she doesn't like you she won't... she will make an effort to keep you further away-- OUT of her close personal space reserved for people whom she respects, trusts, and/or admires.

This is how it happens-- it is PROVEN.

It makes sense... if a woman likes you then she will want you to be closer whereas the opposite is, of course, also true. The more she likes you the less of a boundary she will place on you.

When you are talking to a woman the space between both of you is where the two of you are comfortable. If you move in a little closer to her she will either be fine with it and allow it or she will get uncomfortable and move back to reestablish a more comfortable distance.

I'll make it simple for you... if she stays she's interested. If she moves back... you still have some work to do because she's NOT interested yet.

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "self"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

But I feel these are just temporary benefits and one must know about this,So instead of small losses why don't you go for a big benefit that might change your life,so do love.