10 Tricks So Your Wife Will Let You Go Fishing

1. Be nice to her all the time. Not just for a day or a week. But everyday and every week. Being nice means not yelling at her when she accidently messed up the project you spent the last two hours working on.

2. Help out around the house. Scrub the kitchen floor and bathtub and do whatever other chores she hates. Take out the trash without needing to be reminded. It helps if you put your clothes & towels away also.
3. Tell her you will watch the kids for an hour or two while she does whatever she wants to do.
4. Call her while you are at work just to say hi and I love you.
5. Offer to take her fishing just the two of you sometime or go out on a date.
6. Make dinner for her some night, even if it is just mac n cheese.
7. Kiss her when you leave and as soon as you come back and before you fall asleep.
8. Give her a backrub after a hard long day
9. Don’t complain about having to visit your in-laws and save your wife from having to deal with yours.
10. Let her sleep in some morning.